Riley wants me to post this just in case we lose the paper:
School is out for summer and Riley is so bored she started biting her _nostril_.
Her sisters stayed busy _dancing_ and _eating_, but Riley just couldn't get excited about that.
She watched movies for _5_ minutes, until her mom shook her _squishy_ head and wagged her _fat_ finger and said, "This will turn you brain into _booger_!"
Riley plopped into a chair and let out a _skinny_ sigh. Her mom kept drinking coffee and cleaned _25_ _recliners_, which she loves to do. But Riley just didn't care for that. "What can I do, Mom?!"
Her Mom's _eyeball_ lit up and she said, "I have a _stupid_ idea!" Let's build an _acorn_!" Riley was so excited that her _toenail_ was trembling and her eyes were _crawling_.
She couldn't contain herself and they got right to work on the _nerdiest_ _acorn_ ever seen.
So every word that is underscored is a word Riley picked out, not knowing the story I had written. I just asked her for an adjective, noun, body part, number, and coached her to not use boring words. :)
The girls were peeing their pants laughing, even when I read it to them for the 5th time.
I remember doing books of these as a kid on road trips. Hours of fun.
2 comments:
That is hilarious. Drinking coffee and cleaning recliners - ha! :-)
Love it... and thanks for the new "today my kids said" quote. Remind me to play the mad lib game when I have goofy 8 years olds.
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